Joh mense ek was mos Heeltemal af die aard bol gegooi-Maar guest what
EKS TRUG *Happy dance*
Ja nogal met a bang wuh-kyk hie man my bek gaan wee vir n heel paar dae Non-stop klap
Heita it feels good to be writing again especially “pure kak praat”
Ek scroll mos so bietjie deur iemand se gesig-boekie wuh ……
mense!!!!!!! n mense sien mos dinge kyk ek noem sommer n paar
Ja ja ek het nie Gesig boekie nie want ek sal mos sommer my “million dollar -not asked for- not intended to hurt anybody -just to piss you off and put you in your place- opinion gee - ja ek sal !!!!
1.”I just had mc d`s for lunch-okay die fascination tussen jou honger gat en lee wallet intrigue n mens wuh –maar Dankie vir die info-Enjoy jou meal
2-“X went from single to being in a relationship”-Dankie X atleast we know jy Finally van die mark af –jeez I seriously thought no one likes you mate-so proud of you
3-“Went from being in a relationship to being engage”-Well done !!!Remember to invite all of ur 729 contacts
4-“X Checked in at dreamland”-Jurre dus n groot skok –seriously I never knew such things exist at all-nogal dreamland ?i bet you X know`s where the toot fairy lives as well ne !!!
5-“Relationship complicated”-WTF ???? moet n mens al die goete regtig public maak ???–oh meisie nou gaan daai ane meisie met die lekker weave jou man afvat –Jy laat weet dan so mooi julle is kla op die rotse –eh ,wele jy is lekker manloos nog voor die weekend
Dan kan jy maar met pride vir “went from complications to single “activate-
6-“Dan die seriouse se goete –links wat wys wie view jou profile –Duh jy wil dan famous is so famous people wil gesien wees ,hello de-activate ne
Dan gaan niemand jou “bakkies” view nie eh –gaan speel da ver man
7-“Die pictures mense –kyk sommige mense upload seriouse mooi pics some of ur`ll het dit en kla
Maar regtig some of ur`ll moet tog net die back grounds check –its not nice when u wear ur laas jaarse Christmas dress for a nxa gesigboek pic ,but the pee pot from last night is ur back ground –a big no!!!!
8-“Tagging pics”-I kinda like that wuh
9-“u don’t need to let the whole world know u are at the Gym man please –ur fatty cellulite pics se al kla baie –I say u need it !!!-die work out babes!!!
10-“Birthday reminders –how cool –but be real please as much as I like the kind wishes I would seriously love presents
11-‘likes”-yes when u like something you just hit it –but regtig people where is the “I fuckin hate it”button –coz sekere goete nodig daai hit
12-“Spreading some love on ur wall”-Okay is oulikies ne ,ma sommige mense kan sien hulle word blind ge-ignore dan wil hulle nog oor anes se mure loer –Hou op tabas –gaan paint da ver jou “love” –
13”-Thanks for accepting”-atleast is daar maniere
Maar jy kan my nie groet in die straat maar jy wil my gesigkoop –wele wag bietjie-if u know I don’t deserve your “hello”out in the mall then why the hell invite me on gesigboek –tsek jy like dinge ,jy is daai profile views wat so n mense se pics steel-ENUF SAID!!
Other than the above like ek dit maar nie vir myself nie –geniet julle wat dit het maar ,onthou net ek hou julle fyn dop en jou relationship status en wane jy dreamland toe gaan en wane jy kama in check by spur-----EK HOU ALLES DOP!!!
